Thursday, October 28, 2010

Corn on the Jobs


Yeah i know still going with food puns , how lame :P

Pictured: Winning the Lottery



Anyway next week is going to be intresting

since ill be applying not just for traditional jobs but and - wait for it

ANYTHING THAT PAYS BABY

There's this research lab that is looking for a human guinea pig and im going to sign up , heart pills , OH YEAH, experimental kidney dialysis pills HECK YES , different variations on Viagra BRING EM ON ! (or bring em up if you're reading this ladies ;) )

this man needs to eat !
*beats chest like ape*

Speaking of needing to eat I've been filling my nutritional requirements with mushrooms that have been growing in my backyard.

Jason OUT

music :arcade fire : neighborhood#1 tunnels

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Kraft Dinner Winner

Nothing I did today could prevent it from being a semi failure. Mostly because the KD I made fell into the sink as I was trying to pour out the extra water . Without a strainer, KD is an art (though it is well known that uncooked KD can be an art too) .However on the flip side of the coin I had double the Cheese powder and I can honestly say it was perfection in a bowl when I went to make my second one (well in a pot but keep that between us I cant afford to look TOO low rent now can I ?) .


Not Pictured: Common Sense
(I found this where the METRO newspaper is supposed to be)

Anyway , my morning didn't go exactly as planned because of the detective work involved in figuring out who stole my cans of pop. I suspect it was my Semi - Scary possible axe murdering roommate who shall remain unnamed . When i confronted him about it he said he would replace the cans ( i guess he has a shred of humanity) but denied the theft which is interesting.

Before i told him about it i had Messaged my landlady who also offered to replace the cans so honestly i don't know WHAT is going on here .I mean maybe shes trying to keep the peace but it sure makes a man suspicious .

I wish this was more like a Scooby Doo mystery then there would be clues and other cool stuff . Also i'd get to set a cool home alone style trap for the thief and be done with it but the closest thing to Scooby Doo we have here are 2 yappy dogs (yap #1 and yap#2).

Let me tell you they do not pass .

Stay tuned !

I plan on analyzing metros latest campaign pretty soon

Music: World News - Local Natives



Thursday, October 14, 2010

Hams and Scams

I just wanted to say thank you to my wonderful grandparents for providing me with some much needed food (Canned Ham) and yet more peanut butter (still no j) but I have crackers so that will work well for me .


Pictured: Filet Mignon For the employment deficient


Anyway , I had two interviews today both of them at a company that sells carbon offsets in the deregulated energy industry. (it was not advertising but you take what you can get) before I dive into specifics I'd like to say a couple things:

1) I had interest because I'm a great believer in what Carbon offsets can do for the energy industry and the world ( help modernize , bring technology and industry together among other things like keeping us all alive and the earth in good condition) NEVER MIND what a green designation means for a company (positive pr and making a difference).

2) The ads didn't say much at the time ( they advertised decently paying positions so I called and asked questions) and they basically gave me an interview on the spot , I don't want to complain , if I can get interviews like that then great for me, But I was sort of wondering why is this so easy ? However I didn't want to be the one to miss out on an opportunity to have paid work so i took the interview.

So fellow grad that brings us to NOW

I went down to the office building (Located near Fairview Mall which was not too far from my last job and still not far transportation -wise) and got there early like i was asked . Anyway I get there and sit down and i'm handed an application form ( so far, so good whatever works for them.)

And lo and behold, someone sits beside me interviewing for the same position , let's just say he was not properly dressed ( for ANY interview I go with a healthy dress pants , dress shirt and tie combination) and by not properly dressed I mean his clothes were the whole nine yards of dirty other then the lack of presentation overall shown by this man.In fact , I'm pretty sure we were all lucky the guy decided to wear pants anyway this was an apt description of most my competition sadly.

Interview #1

I get called in , I sit down and quickly find out this was not the customer service position as I was led to believe over the phone. It was *drum roll please* a Commission based Sales opportunity. Now before i go any further , I am okay with a sales job . A sales job may even be in my future career path and pay for performance is a very fair way of compensation however, this job is 1) door to door and 2) there is NO base salary

This first interview did not go so well because before I went into the building nobody had told me which company I was interviewing with they had just told me when and where to be and who I was interviewing with that was my first bad sign by the way

Interview #2

Now this interview is for the same company , so my impression of this second one was a bit tainted , by this time i figured it was another commission based sales opportunity but I was never told , more like sidestepped around the issue instead. I was told it was a sales opportunity selling green energy to business clients so other then my previous impression playing into things so far so good.

THEN I HEAR THIS -

"you could RUN your own office within a year of working for us"


I bet if any higher ups are reading this right now, they are chuckling , as if I was in the position to offer an office to anyone it would not be 1) Mr. new grad and 2) to someone I was interviewing.

I'm sorry , no matter how good the opportunity this is just blatant shenanigans.

Anyway , if this was an opportunity I was not so skeptical about I would say this interview went very well . too bad something smells awfully fishy.


POST-Interview

Armed with a company name I looked them up - they did indeed have a bad reputation of high pressure sales , nasty unfair contracts and a weak BBB score . Not to mention employees getting a low - nothing return for their time investment (these employees also worked up to twelve hours)

TWITTER Generation summery of this post: I Got a couple interview's with an energy company , turned out to not be legit. Company had a bad reputation.


Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Peanut butter and jobs


"I knew I was in trouble when after a week of eating pb and j for a week , I was out of the j"- Me

Pictured - Sad lack of J

Hello world , As my profile might have hinted at I am in the middle of the most massive job hunt my young life has ever experienced . With that said I wouldn't mind taking you on this strange little adventure . My situation is a little tough but as a semi optimistic young grad I am not overly worried yet.

Besides, unless my roommate flies off the edge (hes sort of scary) I'll be safe . Right now I am lacking in ambition a bit , I don't even mind being under employed but I'm not even that !

With that said , being jobless in Toronto is not the best situation . So whats an Ad grad to do ? Everything I can :)