Corn on the Jobs

Yeah i know still going with food puns , how lame :P

Pictured: Winning the Lottery

Anyway next week is going to be intresting

since ill be applying not just for traditional jobs but and - wait for it

ANYTHING THAT PAYS BABY

There's this research lab that is looking for a human guinea pig and im going to sign up , heart pills , OH YEAH, experimental kidney dialysis pills HECK YES , different variations on Viagra BRING EM ON ! (or bring em up if you're reading this ladies ;) )

this man needs to eat !

*beats chest like ape*

Speaking of needing to eat I've been filling my nutritional requirements with mushrooms that have been growing in my backyard.

Jason OUT

music :arcade fire : neighborhood#1 tunnels

Peanut butter and jobs

"I knew I was in trouble when after a week of eating pb and j for a week , I was out of the j"- Me

Pictured - Sad lack of J

Hello world , As my profile might have hinted at I am in the middle of the most massive job hunt my young life has ever experienced . With that said I wouldn't mind taking you on this strange little adventure . My situation is a little tough but as a semi optimistic young grad I am not overly worried yet.

Besides, unless my roommate flies off the edge (hes sort of scary) I'll be safe . Right now I am lacking in ambition a bit , I don't even mind being under employed but I'm not even that !

With that said , being jobless in Toronto is not the best situation . So whats an Ad grad to do ? Everything I can :)